I told you all that this would happen. I fucking told you! I said months ago when I heard about the
forfeit that there was a 100% chance that we finish 0,1,2 or 3 points ahead of
MIFK and what do you know? Karma’s a
bitch.
Mariehamn played a great season but now has no chance at
Europe next season and literally it’s only because their front office didn’t do
the most basic of tasks, registering its players. An asshole might feel it necessary to note
that this stupid front office mistake essentially cost MIFK upwards of
100,000€, but I’m not an asshole!
I scored another goal this month (keeping my essentially
spotless “one a month” goal streak intact).
That can only mean one thing…………
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DANCING BEARS!!!!!!!!!!! One for each goal this season.
If you’re reading this then I’m sure you already know that
we improbably finished 4th place in the league. We were as low as 9th just two and
a half months ago. Hell, we were
something like 8 points behind Mariehamn going into the international break in
September. For the first time all season
though we were healthy and in the last nine games we didn’t lose a single
time. We also only conceded six goals I
think, three of which were in one game.
Of that nine game unbeaten streak, six of them were shutouts. It’s kind of dumb to dwell on it now,
especially if we qualify for Europe, but you have to wonder how good we could
have been if we hadn’t gotten any major injuries. I mean, Steven scored an amazing hat trick
two weeks before he broke his arm. I was
sure that he would score 20 this year. Timi
Lahti missed like15 games and Antti Uimaniemi missed the entire season. Antti is a top-3 Veikkausliiga left
back. Henkka is the best goalie in
Finland and he missed like 1/3 of the season.
Cheyne didn’t play at all until the summertime and he’s probably our
most important field player. It’s just
frustrating to know how good our team could have been if we had better luck
with our health. If you add in players
from last year who could have been brought back and helped us, you get a squad
that looks like this:
GK:
Henkka
Fille
Janne
LB:
Antti
Antti
Jesper
CB:
Koskima
Koskima
Lahti
Karsten
Smith
Brown
RB:
Keithy
Keithy
Hoge
DM:
Cheyne
Cheyne
Dafaa
CM:
Kula
Kula
Grant Kerr
Pablo
Barsa
RW:
Seba
Seba
Corni
LW:
Seabrook
Seabrook
Nganbe
Nganbe
ST:
Steven
Jarno
moLASSEs
This is off
the top of my head so I may have missed a few guys, but that 22 plus our young
guys Miika, Ilary, Artu, Samu and Jontoo give us easily the second best squad
in Finland behind HJK. That squad could
easily deal with 6/7 games a month. We
made 48 points this year but with that squad and better luck we could have made
65 like Honka did last year. Like I said
I don’t want to dwell on it, but I want people who haven’t thought about it to
realize how close this team was to being the best VPS team in a generation,
maybe ever. In that sense, 4th
place is disappointing.
It’s been a
long season, and in a way it doesn’t feel like it’s over. This year doesn’t have that same satisfaction
as we got last year, when we got medals after the last game and partied on the
boat coming home. Instead the year is
just over. Not much fanfare, no records
or history being made. It’s weird
because in America we have playoffs so every season has a more climactic
finish. Either you miss the playoffs and
there’s that moment of anguish after the last game you had a chance to qualify,
or you make the playoffs and lose depressingly or win triumphantly. Europe is obviously different than that. I didn’t feel this way the last two years
because both times we essentially had a playoff feeling. Haka had to fight until the very last minute
and VPS had a game that felt like a cup final against Jaro last October. Just the daytime kickoff and full stadium reminded
me of like a small country FA Cup final.
I guess it will sink in soon enough that the season’s over (I’ll be in
Asia for vacation in 10 days) but it has lacked that finality and that’s a bit
strange for me.
I’ve written
a lot of words here but haven’t really said much. Still though that’s all for now. I’m going to post one more time a bit later
this week. It will be a reflection of
how accurate my preseason predictions
were (hint: very accurate, obviously J)
and I’m going to post my personal Veikkausliiga XI, or really 18 because I feel
no need to be bounded to 11 picks. Come back
later this week to see that! For those
who want a sneak peek into my gift of seeing the future, consider this from my
blog post from August. Keep in mind that
we were on a 5 game losing streak when I wrote this:
“ Pretty much all of our last 9 games are winnable, and if we were to win 7 of the last 9 (like we did last year) then we’d end up with the same number of points as last season. This might sound crazy, but these are games we still have to play: Inter (who have nothing to play for) at home, TPS at home, Honka away, HJK home after they will have won the league and played a Europa League group game, Jaro home. To win all of those games is too much to ask, but we will feel that we are favorites in all of the games I just listed. My point is that we are poised to get on a roll similar to how we did last year. Last year after 24 games we had 32 or 33 points - this year we have 29. So for all the doomsday fans remember...we’ve been here before.”